Claudia Laurent
Golf writer, Golf Handicapp · 4 October 2026
123 yards to a true island green, and the yardage is the least of it. The lake it sits in has no beach, no shallows and no shelf anywhere. The rock goes straight down into the water on every side and the water is so deep it reads black rather than blue, with two thousand feet of vertical cliff standing out of it all the way round. There is no bail out, no lay up and no chip back, because there is nowhere to miss it to. You either hit the island or you reload. The way out is a timber jetty and a small rowing boat, which is a lovely detail until you realise what it means: get it wrong and the walk of shame is a row. The shot is a wedge for most people and that is exactly the problem, because a wedge is the club golfers are most likely to be cute with. Still mountain air over cold water carries less than you expect, and a green ringed by water with no reference points anywhere makes everything look closer than it is. Take one more club than feels right, aim at the fattest part of the green rather than the flag, and accept that a two putt three here is a genuinely good hole. The people who make a mess of this are not the ones who hit it badly, they are the ones who try to be clever from 123 yards.
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Claudia Laurent · Golf writer, Golf Handicapp
Claudia writes about the World Handicap System, golf scoring and getting more from every round for Golf Handicapp. She is a mid-handicap golfer who logs every card, the good ones and the ones she would rather forget.
This image is AI-generated. Published 4 October 2026.













