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The Top Geyser

Par 3 · 111 yards

Claudia Laurent

Claudia Laurent

Golf writer, Golf Handicapp · 16 September 2026

111 yards over boiling water. The tee sits on firm mown ground at one edge of an active geothermal basin and the green sits on firm ground at the other, and everything in between is off limits in a way no other hazard in golf quite manages. Pools of hard electric blue and milky turquoise lie in a pale mineral crust, each one rimmed in bands of orange, rust and sulphur yellow that bleed outward across the pan, and steam comes off every one of them and drifts low across the whole basin. A geyser plays away to the left, well clear of the line. The only way to the green is a raised timber boardwalk on low piles, because the crust between the pools is thin and will not take a person’s weight. Everything inside the mown lines is kept immaculately and everything outside it is scalded bare ground. What makes a short hole like this hard has nothing to do with the number. On an ordinary par 3 a poor shot costs a stroke and a drop, and somewhere in the back of your mind you know that. Here there is no drop, no search and no second ball, and that knowledge does something to a swing: people grip tighter, steer it, and quit on it halfway through. The answer is to take one more club than the yardage asks for so you can swing easily rather than hard, and to aim at the widest part of the green rather than at the flag. A committed swing with too much club finishes long and safe. A careful one with exactly the right club finishes in the steam.

This hole is not real. Like every hole in the collection it was conjured with AI, a golf daydream rather than a course you can go and play. The thousands of courses in the Golf Handicapp app, however, are very real.

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Claudia Laurent

About the author

Claudia Laurent · Golf writer, Golf Handicapp

Claudia writes about the World Handicap System, golf scoring and getting more from every round for Golf Handicapp. She is a mid-handicap golfer who logs every card, the good ones and the ones she would rather forget.

This image is AI-generated. Published 16 September 2026.

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